hey y’All — guess what?
yep, that’s right! i GOT it! i fuckin’ got it! its finally outta Beta and totally ready for Prime Time
Prime Time TV that is
i’ve been waiting for this one for like a decade now — like, ever since the advent of the first frikkin’ smartphone
now millions upon millions of smartphone users need never suffer through the slings and arrows of outrages television torture no more, thanks entirely to the Television App
that’s right all y’Allz, ‘ats what i said — the Television App!
tired of all of those stupid sitcoms? are like a gazillion shows about hard-boiled cops on the forensic investigative beat wearin’ you down? need a break from all the reality out there?
then you’re probably down with the A-P-P for your T-V
yeeeeeeah, you know me ;]
just download the TV App from The App Store or Google Play today — available as a native mobile app for your iPhone or Android device — and let your smartphone do the watching
just turn on your TV, set up your smartphone and tap that app to get that TV App fired up an’ watching hours and hours of completely incoherent and untalented shit for you — there’s even an M2M audio connection to hook your widescreen up to your second screen and completely remove that annoying audio noise TV show accompaniment from the room for you and anyone else hangin’ at yer place for the evening
and then, know what chew kin do?
put on some frikkin’ music again or something — or talk to each other — maybe even draw or write down your unfettered and newly re-focused thoughts down in a notebook with an actual pencil or pen
i’m tellin’ ya — its like that y’All!
now that your 2 most brain-defyin’ devicez are busy in that infinite loopin’ circuit a cybernetic fun, you got some life ta do again, an’ now you can get that shit DONE!
there’s like SO much more quality shizZzat done fo realz y’alL — shits not been that good fo like yeeeeazZz, ya know?
hell, you might even be able to get back to focusin’ on yer inner self, all y’All, ya know?
the Television App — new, from the Bureau of cyberSurreal investigation — we’re turnin’ this shit around now, fo’ sho’